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Joke of the Day
"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."
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"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest."
"Interviewer: It says here on your resume you can make chicks laugh, how? Me [holding a chick in my hand & tickling it]: I'm a miracle worker"
"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""
"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"
"An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"""
"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."
"Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life."
"Q: What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."
"What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away? Gonorrhea."