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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says to the other, ""Oh boy, it sure is hot in here!"" The other says, **""OH MY GOSH IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN""**"

"A woman is like a bucket of KFC... Once you're past the tender breasts and the juicy thighs all you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone in."

"What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"How's everyone holding up ? It's crazy out there. I've killed at least 15 zombies already !! Why are they all carrying candy ?"

"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too."

"I planted a whole garden full of bird seed this year and not one bird came up. I quit."

"This woman asked me if I had ever been in a stable relationship. I told her that I wasn't into livestock."