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Joke of the Day
"People with scoliosis are the same as you or I... But with a twist. I'll see myself out."
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"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."
"Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan? They never expect a ring"
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"
"Witnessing a person attempt to use a word that is beyond their comprehension is like watching a dog eat a bee."
"I don't need to run a marathon to load up on carbs and ask someone to wrap me up in a blanket."
"A young girl asks her father. A young girl asks her father ""Daddy what does the word slut mean?"" Father ""Sweetie don't use that word, your mother will be offended"""
"Russia announces it will be celebrating Thanksgiving this year And yes, they will be roasting Turkey."
"MOVIE LINES Don't you hate it when you have to wait in lines I wanted to see a movie the other day and the line was huge. Next time I'm going to download off the internet."
"Being Santa sounds easy... (NSFW) I've got plenty of experience emptying my sack into socks."