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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan? They never expect a ring"
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"What is a euphemism for gay wizard sex? Taking it in the Dumbledore."
"I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago."
"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"
"How do you entertain a pussy? I don't know the answer but if you work up a sweat it's bound to come."
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."
"All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice. They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around."
"I'm a people person, but from a distance."
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"
"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."