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Joke of the Day

"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."

"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""

"Why is Hillary better than a prostitute? Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes."

"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ~~""Robin, get in the batmobile.""~~ ""Our parents are dead."""

"What do you call a girl that sleeps with you for your Adderall? A total attention whore."

"My ex-wife's a whore! I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be so mean about my ex-wife. I love my ex-wife. The problem is; is that for twenty five bucks everybody else could too!"

"I escaped the terrorists of Iraq, wanna know how I did it? I ran."

"I bet you 5390.24$ you can't guess how much money I owe my parents."

"Why are beans named after Jews in Spanish. Because they are healthy and good for you."