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Joke of the Day
"A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution."
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"Me: Well hello again. I knew you'd be back. I seem to have that effect on people Fed Ex: Just sign here so I can leave"
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"What is your preferred type of birth control? ""Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."""
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