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Joke of the Day
"How many particles are there in a vaccum? It doesn't matter."
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"what do you call an underwater dog? a sub-woofer"
"Why was the Tibetan monk celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck."
"You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows."
"I like my men like I like my coffee... Nowhere near my vagina. A little lesbian humor....I'm not gay I just couldn't resist....too good :)"
"On The Walking Dead, Glenn said ""I will find you."" I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her."
"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"
"I accidentally said something that lead a girlfriend to believe I'm a lesbian... Must have been a slip of the tongue"
"Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day? He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood!"
"I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb."