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Joke of the Day
"I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb."
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"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""
"I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first. Because mars is the red planet."
"If you never include your body in your selfies, I am forced to assume that you don't have one. Carry on floating head selfie chick."
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent"
"help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me"
"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."
"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."
"If you're a pregnant teenage white girl and you don't name your child Pumpkin Spice Latte you are wasting everyone's time."