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Joke of the Day
"I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb."
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"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby liked pudding his dick where it didn't belong."
"So someone called me a dick... So it got me thinking, yeah it checks out; roommates are a couple of nuts, neighbor's an asshole, and my friend is kind of a cunt."
"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."
"Jim: What shall we name our new playground invention? Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again."
"A bathroom scale that when you stand on it just says ""Your body is but a point in space; your life, a differential of time."""
"Patient: ""Doctor, my eye hurts when I drink my tea..."" Doctor: ""Well take the spoon out then.."""
"It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten."
"If you love someone, set them free. If they return... something, something, Justin Bieber's a lesbian."
"Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side."