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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally said something that lead a girlfriend to believe I'm a lesbian... Must have been a slip of the tongue"

"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"

"What is the perfect name for an Indian butler? Mahatma Coat"

"What is Australian cuisine called? Prison Food Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown"

"Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? He's a real Joule thief."

"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."

"I'm going to create a social network called ""Selfies And Drama"" also known as ""S.A.D."" @MaleHonesty86"

"My favourite anti joke."

"New information has come into my possession that reveals a significant percentage of you are full of shit."

"Before calling me, ask yourself, ""Is this textable?"""