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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Tibetan monk celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck."
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"Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts"
"Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week."
"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."
"You know how Hitler picked up hot Jewish girls? With a broom and dust pan."
"Mimes give each other the unsilent treatment."
"Chicks with big tits always seem to say the right things."
"""I'll catch up with you, I just have to make ONE more joke on Twitter"" (How I'd die in a horror movie)"
"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists don't change anything."