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Joke of the Day

"On The Walking Dead, Glenn said ""I will find you."" I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her."

"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"

"I heard diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"

"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."

"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"

"If HBO released all ten episodes of Game of Thrones at once, maybe I'd be able to remember the characters' names from episode to episode."

"Most people cry while chopping an onion... The secret is to not form an emotional bond."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She doesn't fit into your wife's clothes anymore."

"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"

"I'm so embarrassed. I just learned that that Pringles holder on my treadmill is for water bottles!"