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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."
Next Joke
"Think you're smart? Try explaining daylight savings time to a kid."
"I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming."
"[son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over"
"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"
"Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking ""Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"""
"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an Altar Boy"
"Why was the gunman on a diet? Because he was still at large."
"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."
"Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant."