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Joke of the Day
"I make you wet and naked people turn me on. What am I? A shower"
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"What animal do I respect most? The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them."
"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."
"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."
"Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie They'll name it Meccatron"
"If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth ... ... then it is at least somewhat likely that something very gay is going into your mouth at one point in time or another. Get it?"
"Me: Did you have a shirt on when you said it? Wife: I was naked, just out of the shower. Me: And you expected me to remember what you said?"
"You may be a good person deep down inside, but I don't carry around a shovel"
"Two condoms are walking down the street... And they pass a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and asks ""hey wanna get shit faced?"""
"""I was in a very generous mood today"" a woman says to her friend. ""I gave a poor beggar $25."" ""Thats a lot of money to give away"" says her friend. ""What did your husband say?"" ""He said 'Thank you'. """