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Joke of the Day

"I make you wet and naked people turn me on. What am I? A shower"

"Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside."

"Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past? It had a SPOILER on it."

"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"

"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"

"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells."

"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"

"I was going to post a joke about my poop this morning but it was too corny."

"I had an argument with a Mobius strip the other day. It was very one-sided."