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Joke of the Day
"Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie They'll name it Meccatron"
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"Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains.."
"A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school."
"Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?"
"I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff."
"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."
"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"
"Whats the difference between my computer and Paul Walker... ... When my computer crashes, I give a shit."
"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"