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Joke of the Day
"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"
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"Where do French lawyers like to relax? The J'accusi"
"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""
"How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event."
"I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit"
"I asked her if she had ever tried 69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."
"Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper? What a shame. He had so much potential."
"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."
"[Dinner with GF's parents] Thank you for having me over, can I use the bathroom? ""MAY I use the bathroom"" *slams fists down* I ASKED FIRST"