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"My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||"
"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."
"Meant to text a girl ""Wanna hang?"" Wrote ""Wanna gang?"" She wrote ""Sure."" I've got some serious decisions to make."
"Have you heard the joke from the kid with short attention-span? He didn't even finish his j---"
"Can I tell you a joke? Your bum broke! hahaha! We loved this lame-ass joke as kids"
"I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man"
"Two women sitting quietly."
"I just want to be wealthy enough to leave notes for the house-sitter like ""If the puma seems restless, let him splash in the Jacuzzi a bit."""
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fish."