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Joke of the Day
"A truly historic day. Thousands of women at a mall.. and no shoe sale."
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"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"I won't visit /r/aww Its nothing but kitty porn"
"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."
"Francois Hollande."
"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"
"*sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers"
"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"