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Joke of the Day
"I won't visit /r/aww Its nothing but kitty porn"
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"My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult."
"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen."
"A WOMAN IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING! Being an equal partner in a loving relationship."
"What do you call a wolf that is cautious? An aware wolf."
"My Netflix subscription feels like one of those abusive relationships people are afraid of leaving."
"What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it? nooaaaaAAAwwww!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding, feminist hate change"
"I can only handle girls that are a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 10 on the hotness scale. Cause 7 ate 9 so they're probably not interested in me."