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Joke of the Day

"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."

"How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline"

"[getting out of prison after 10 years] GUARD: *handing me a paper bag* here are ur things ME: did none of u monsters feed my tamagotchi"

"Did you hear the one about Ferguson? It's a riot."

"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."

"It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too."

"Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!"""

"What's a nice guy's fave drink? M'mosa"

"Wanna hear a joke? Donald trumps presidential candidacy."

"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""