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Joke of the Day
"I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)"
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"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"
"Six meaty inches of protein packed bliss! No joke, the actual description of the black forest ham sandwich from Subway for their October special."
"What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!"
"Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off."
"I went to the doctors with hearing problems He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"I went to South America and bought some frozen peppers. Chile's chilly chilis"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"
"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"
"Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty? Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!"