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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a single use phone book? The YOLO pages."
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"
"Did you hear about the man with no penis? He went home and gave his wife a right bollocking."
"STICK BUG WIFE: We can't seem to get pregnant DOC: Well, we ran numerous tests... STICK BUG WIFE: ...and? DOC: Your husband's an actual stick"
"The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler."
"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"
"How do you find the vegan on tumblr they find you"
"Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs except his pancreas"
"When I was a kid I made friends with the wrong people. ""those aren't people, those are stray dogs"" my mom would say as she dressed my wounds"
"What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!"