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Joke of the Day
"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."
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"A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?"
"-So how can we help you today Mr Benson? ""Please. Mr Benson was my father."" -Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?"
"We were going to install Underfloor heating... But we got cold feet."
"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."
"I just finished my first week of work at ThyssenKrupp. I'm already seeing great opportunities for upward mobility. All in all, it's been a very elevating experience."
"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."
"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."
"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !"