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Joke of the Day

"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"

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"A Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Sold his Soul to Santa."
"My co-worker just dropped this on me, thought I share. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor"
"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"
"Why was Latin afraid of Hitler? They were both dead!"
"What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes."
"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."
"Can't whistle? That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!"
"How does Michael Jackson Beat It? With the Jackson Five"
"A Scotsman invented the first condom. It was made out of a sheep's intestine. Not too long after, the British improved on it by first removing the intestine from the sheep."