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Joke of the Day
"I entered 10 puns into a contest last week. Do you know how many won? No pun in ten did."
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"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"
"No matter how nice your kids are... ..German children are Kinder."
"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."
"Did you hear about the witch who couldn't have children? her husband had a Holloweenie."
"What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !"
"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."
"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."
"Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!"
"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."