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Joke of the Day
"1912 called. They want their boring ass concept of a parade back."
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"I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth."
"Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant? Because he has a hollow-weenie"
"God Said to Phil ""Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life."" Phil came fifth and received a toaster."
"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"
"sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have no business being that long"
"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"
"What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!"
"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."
"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"