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Joke of the Day

"I was with my friends when.. One of them asked the other if he was a virgin. He replied ""No, I came out mom's vagina."" I honestly don't know how to feel about this."

"What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke? To get to the other side."

"My wife and I have an agreement with our 7 year old daughter Don't wake us up early on the weekend and we won't abandon you in a mall"

"I legitimately often expect WebMD to return the result of ""turns out you are a loser."""

"So, I was looking around for some vacuum..."

"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."

"Want to hear a dirty joke?[NSFW] How do you catch a girl...IN A BOOBIE TRAP!!!!!!"

"I decided to get a tattoo of a cross Because I want people to know that not only am I religious, but I also lack creativity and am an asshole."

"Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people."

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."