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Joke of the Day

"My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them."

"I love watching hardpore corn It's like watching the birth of an amazing thing we all love- Popcorn! [No Relation](http://www.hardporecorn.com/)"

"Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline? And when did my wife start smoking?"

"I didn't want to believe my flatmate was stealing from his job as highway maintenance ...but when I got home all the signs were there."

"BARTENDER: I think you've had enough sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife buddy! BARTENDER: Well it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!"

"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"

"""I don't want no scrubs"" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes"

"""A mind is a terrible thing to waste."" A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... ... It's impossible to put down"

"Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes."