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Joke of the Day
"What did the cucumber say to the salad? Nothing. (It's a cucumber. (They don't talk.))"
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"I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"
"In light of all the recent blond jokes... Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them."
"There are three kinds of people... The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass."
"I think I know why the black iPhone is completely faster than my white one. I am also very racist."
"Why can't you trick unemployed jesters? Because they're nobody's fool"
"How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb? zero, because none of them knows how to"
"Getting your shit together just sounds unsanitary"
"Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda."