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Joke of the Day
"In light of all the recent blond jokes... Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them."
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"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."
"The real oldest yo mama joke... ...yo mama"
"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"There there password. I don't think you're weak."
"What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts"
"My dad just gave me a toilet plunger as a house warming gift. Dads, they're always helpin you with shit "
"Where do cats go after death? Purrgatory"
"My son came home from school in tears. ""My girlfriend slept with my best friend,"" he said. I said, ""That's very flattering, I never knew I was your best friend."""