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Joke of the Day
"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"
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"Three statisticians are hunting when they see a rabbit. The first one shoots and misses him on the left. The second shoots and misses him on the right. The third one shouts, ""We've hit it!"""
"6.9 what is 6.9? a really great thing ruined by a period"
"An Islamic terrorist walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Good evening, sir! Would you like some alcohol?"" The terrorist replies, ""Yes, Allah-t of it!"""
"Mom mom are farts heavy? ""no, son""... ""oh I guess I shit myself then"""
"I have a punchline with no joke. Help me out guys. Herpules and plaugasus..."
"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"
"All good things must come to an end, which means shitty things last forever."
"""I can hear my annoying neighbor crying to Adele's new song as she throws away her empty, clinking beer bottles."" - my neighbor"
"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."