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Joke of the Day
"What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict? That's an oxy, moron!"
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"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"
"What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary? A joint venture."
"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"
"4 former presidents walk into a bar Clinton gets a new STD"
"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"
"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."
"If a white-washed Asian is a banana.. Then a black-washed Asian is an Eminem."
"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard."