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Joke of the Day

"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."

"What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"My week is just five days of wishing I had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing I had something to do."

"Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half"

"I don't think I'm ready for the emotional commitment of ordering a Happy Meal."

"Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun. It's really just a bore."

"Blonde and a Redhead A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."

"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"

"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""