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Joke of the Day
"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."
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"Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious."
"What's a cops favorite TV show? Justified"
"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."
"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"
"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"
"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."
"What's the difference between pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family"
"What would a pig name a chain of food stores? ""Stop ""N Slop Markets"""
"I've got butterflies in my stomach... That's the last time I eat a cocoon."