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Joke of the Day
"I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ."
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"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"
"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."
"Since we're talking about Michael Jackson--- What did the guy say to MJ at the beach? Get out of my son."
"What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes."
"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
"""Going to a job interview? Wear a beret..."" ""A beret?"" ""Yeah. They've been statistically proven to help you get a job by a million percent."" ""Right...and who did this study?"" ""....France."""
"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."
"I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in -My dog, all day long."
"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"