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Joke of the Day

"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."

"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."

"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"

"Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you!"

"A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He's in a dialbetic phona."

"Its supposed to be drizzy today, so expect a lil wayne."

"Would you get your phone if you dropped it in a toilet? 1996: eww that's gross 2016: head first without thinking"

"What is teen pop? Jared's favorite music genre."

"Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine."

"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."