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Joke of the Day

"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""

"Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode."

"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"

"The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade."

"I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread."

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!! WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? *NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW* Edit: Wow, this really took off."

"A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram"

"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."

"I'm going to post a joke I hope it dosen't get [deleted]"

"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"