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Joke of the Day
"Why did the duck go into Rehab? Because he was a quack head"
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"On a scale of 1 to 10, how immature am I? 69"
"ME: *opens planner and puts on reading glasses* no im sorry looks like i can't make it FRIEND: you're holding a VCR warranty brochure"
"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool."
"*Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL"
"Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR"
"Why did the polish navy start putting glass floors on their boats? So every time they went out to sea, they could look at their old ships."
"How come Justin Bieber doesn't like to shop at Sports Authority? Because he likes Dick's."
"My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing."