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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!"
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"Follow your dreams. Search through your dreams mail. Show up drunk on your dreams doorstep. Kidnap your dreams. Never let your dreams go."
"A man walks into hospital ""What's with Jane ?"" ""It doesn't look good"" ""Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"""
"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me."
"The Fountain of Youth has been discovered but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it."
"""DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE GYM, BABY! AGES THREE TO NIIIIINNNNE!"" - Axl Rose, playground monitor."
"What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids"
"Bill Cosby buys a really boring, run-down bar People say its so boring you might just fall asleep after one of the drinks"
"I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works."