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Joke of the Day
"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
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"Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year? Because everyone wishes him a new ear."
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"Reddit's future:"
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye? Chicken caesar salad."
"Why are there no mexican in the olympics? Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!"
"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""