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Joke of the Day
"It's so weird to think that nothing before the invention of pics happened."
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"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."
"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"
"What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast? A working stiff"
"Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'"
"Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble."
"[standing next to the boss at the urinal] Ok, don't act weird. ""That's some impressive bladder volume, sir."""
"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."
"What's a german's favourite number? Nein"
"MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face."