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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"
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"9/11 jokes arent funny and 2/11 are just plane stupid"
"What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? Two bastards."
"Stupid Autocorrect you're always posting some thong you didn't Nintendo"
"(alternate) My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house To kill the hallucinations I said She laughed. I laughed The toaster laughed I shot the dog"
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."
"Just saw a license plate that said ""LUV SLUG."" I hope it shrivels up when they salt the roads in the winter."
"Dark Humor is like food not everyone has it"
"How Long is a Chinese name. It's not a question."
"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."