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Joke of the Day
"Everybody has their own circle of friends. Yet the police still want to refer to mine as a ring'."
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"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."
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"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."
"How do you know if someone was in the military? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"People have started rating HIV clinics on trip advisor The one time you don't want a positive review."
"What do penguins do in a race? They peng-win"
"Why couldn't Jesus waterski? Because he never existed."
"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."
"There were 2 goldfish in a tank One said to the other, ""you man the guns, I drive."""