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Joke of the Day
"My daughter asked me to help her find a job because she's learned enough in school. She's 5."
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"So I went to the doctor's office today. He tells me I need to stop masturbating. I ask him why, is my heart to weak, or something? He says ""no, im trying to examine you.."
"What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming? Aqua-Vlad"
"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""
"Why did the man commit suicide by helium suffocation? He wanted to go out on a high note."
"The guy two cubes down wears vests, curls his mustache, and never says a word. I always smile politely because maybe he'll spare my life."
"Why did the US citizen cross the road? To cross the border into Canada."
"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"
"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."
"Customer: Why does your sign say ""Fine Dining""? Waiter: We can dream can't we?"