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Joke of the Day

"Why did the US citizen cross the road? To cross the border into Canada."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"

"Why did the tortoise get arrested? Because he got there before the hare."

"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."

"Do you ever look at teachers and think ""I could do that"" and then remember you hate kids?"

"A good time I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds."

"How thin do you have to be to go skinny dipping?"

"How do computers measure pain? Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)"

"""Hey man what happened to you, you look like you've been in a fight?"" - ""You should see the other guy..."" ""He was fucking huge, I didn't stand a chance"""

"What's the worst part about looking at internet porn? When the librarian tells you to leave."