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Joke of the Day
"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""
Next Joke
"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."
"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"
"What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot? A lamingTON!"
"DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve. (as punishment for all the stuff they've done over the last eight years)"
"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line."
"Like I know pizza is a thing that everyone likes and talks about liking but sometimes I take a bite and am overwhelmed by how perfect it is."