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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"

"What did the old fly say to the young fly? I've seen a lot of shit!"

"what do you call a pair of scratchy balls testickles"

"Did you hear that protons have mass? Na"

"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"

"I'm almost always naked when ordering food It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant"

"Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough."

"What do you call a snake that works in the government? A civil serpent"

"So I met a vegan. I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking."

"How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just pass a law against light bulbs and then wonder why it's dark."