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Joke of the Day

"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Trick question; the rooster."

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."

"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."

"Based on the seemingly random things my autocorrect suggests I sometimes wonder if it is trying to communicate with me."

"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."

"I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the stupid stuff I've done in the past. Stupid memory foam..."

"My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors."

"i like how at the end of old movies it says the end' so you arent horrorstruck by the thought of a fictional universe persisting unobserved"

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"