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Joke of the Day
"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."
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"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self"
"""Isn't it strange how we were all once an egg?"" I told my wife. ""Well, grandpa still is,"" interrupted my son."
"TIL the Hebrews were betrayed and captured by the Egyptians after walking through the Red Sea The event was named ""Moses' double cross""."
"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."
"Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say ""I'm affordable"" instead of ""I'm adorable"". Stop embarrassing me."
"I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said ""That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."""
"Sing me a song you're the piano man / clean out my pool you're the gardener /now light up my room you're a ceiling fan"
"Fear of hospitals isn't irrational, I went to 1 once for a stomach-thing & I've had a kid following me around calling me ""mom"" ever since."