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Joke of the Day
"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."
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"Help. All the girls on Tinder say if you're only looking for sex, swipe left. It's not working"
"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."
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"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"
"inspired by the recent election, i'm going to run for president the first step will be to change my name to ""none of the above""."
"sometimes when i'm doing my taxes i'm like maybe prison would be easier"
"You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them."