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Joke of the Day
"Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach."
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"Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work."
"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"
"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."
"You should really take it easy on pedophiles... they have a hard enough time fitting in."
"Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh photos of objects with the Macbook in the background."
"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."
"Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE"
"Just clicked on a link to win a free iPad. Now I have AIDS. :("
"How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!!!"