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Joke of the Day
"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."
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"What do you call a fish that eats shit? A bottom feeder."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be called a chicken sedan."
"What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson? A beatboxer."
"What happens when a Spanish person and a French person fuck? They give birth to an Andorran."
"My car's tank is on E and I'm still driving... Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!"
"[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT"
"What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!"
"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"
"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."